Q:  What are your hours?

A:  We’re open 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily, seven days a week.

Q:  Where are you again?

A:  We’re at 1610 Dundas Street West, corner of Brock Avenue, in Toronto. The 505 Dundas streetcar drops you off right near our door.

Q:  Do I have to show ID?

A:  We do not check ID except if there’s a chance you may be underage or want to take advantage of our Student Discount. Otherwise, entry is anonymous.

Q:  What do you offer?

A:   On renting either a locker or room, you have full access to all facilities, including the steam room, sauna, showers, locker room, dark room, and video/orgy room, as well as the front television lounge.

Q:  Do I have to take out a membership?

A:  We do not require any form of membership.

Q:  Can anyone come in?

A:  We are a men’s establishment, catering to a gay and bisexual clientele.  You must be at least 18 years of age to enter.

Q:  Can I make use of the faciliies if I’m a straight guy?

A:  Yes, of course. But please be aware there is a certain degree of sexual activity common throughout the premises. Also, some rooms feature video materials that are pornographic in nature.

Q:  So what do you charge?

A:  Monday to Thursday, lockers are $16, rooms $21.  Friday to Sunday, lockers $17, rooms $24.  Double rooms are also available.  All prices include HST.  Please note, we accept only cash payment.

Q:  What about a deposit?

A:   We do not ask for a deposit on locks or keys.  Please leave your keys and lock at the front reception counter on your way out.  Thank you!

Q:  Any specials?

A: Our famous (or infamous) Friday Night Locker Special keeps bringing out the boys! Just $10 (HST included) gets you a locker Friday nights from 6 to 9.

Q:  Is there a student discount?

A:  Our Student Discount scores you an “A” in economics. Only $9 for a locker, $12 for a room (HST included).   And that’s SEVEN DAYS A WEEK! Just show valid ID or equivalent from that post-secondary institution of higher learning and insight.

Q:  You don’t take debit or credit?

A:  We apologize for the inconvenience but we only accept cash payment.

Q:  How long are your rentals?

A:  All rentals are for six hours.

Q:  Can I reserve a room?

A:  Sorry, rooms are on a first-come, first-serve basis but are usually available, except on Mondays, our busiest day of the week, when we may have to put you on a waiting list for a room.

Q:  What if I want to upgrade from a locker to a room?

A:  No problem, as long as a room is available. Just ask a staff member and pay the difference.

Q:  What do I wear?

A:  Once inside the premises, you must undress, lock all personal effects in the locker provided, and wear a towel during your stay.  Street clothes are not permitted (except on your way in or out … then they are preferred).

Q:  Are condoms available?

A:   Condoms and lube are free and readily available at the front reception and in the locker room, thanks to ACT Aids Committee of Toronto.

Q:  What if I need another towel?

A:   Just ask a staff member for an extra towel.  No charge.

Q:  What’s this about Mondays being really busy?

A:   Mondays are especially busy at Splash. (yeah, we know, go figure) Come early if you want a room.

Q:  Can I just have a look around?

A:  Sorry, but to ensure the security of our patrons, you must be a paying customer to enter.

Q:  Can I smoke?

A:  City bylaw does not permit smoking anywhere on the premises.   If you want to take a smoke, you’ll have to go out to the street.  We do our best to accommodate but please be patient if a staff member isn’t immediately available to buzz you back inside.

Q:  Are drugs allowed?

A:  The safety and security of our customers and staff is very important to us.  As such, we do not permit drugs or alcohol anywhere within the premises. Also, if you show signs of impairment, either drug or alcohol related, you will be denied entry or asked to leave.