We’re closed (if you hadn’t figured that out already … )

The temporary closure of Splash Steam and Sauna means even Mona Lisa has lost her smile.  Okay, if she was smiling, it’d be hidden under that N-95 mask.  But take our word for it, she ain’t smiling.  And neither are we, since we miss all you guys so much (okay, we miss most of you guys so much).  But we will be back, better than ever.  So, watch this space for updates and we’ll see ya soon!  Mona says so!!

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Our STUDENT DISCOUNT gets you to the front of the class!!!

Now, don’t squint, ’cause then you will need glasses.  But you saw that right!  Our STUDENT DISCOUNT really is SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!!  Just show valid post-secondary ID or equivalent from an institution of higher learning and insight and get a locker for $8 or a room for $12.  So, hurry on down to Splash Steam and Sauna .. see what else you can learn!

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We’re open! (well, of course we are …. )

So, you were wondering, is Splash Steam and Sauna really open throughout the Victoria Day weekend? Yes, we are! So drop that Roman Candle or Burning Schoolhouse before something really explodes and run, don’t walk, all the way to 1610 Dundas St. W. before you miss out on all the fun! So why are you still sitting at your computer? I dunno either. See ya!!