Oh the things that will pop-up on the Web. Okay, well, this didn’t just pop-up. Had something to do with certain search terms but we won’t get into that right now. Anyway, you just don’t know what you’re going to find on the Internet, now do you? Which reminds us, why now come on down to Splash Steam and Sauna, cause again, you just never know what you might come across. See ya!.
Okay, don’t squint, ’cause then you really will need glasses. But you saw that right! Our STUDENT DISCOUNT is SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!! Just show valid post-secondary ID from that institution of higher learning and insight and you get a locker for $8, a room for $12. So, hurry on down to Splash Steam and Sauna. You just never know what else you might learn!
So, we’re into the hot and hazy days of August. As summer heats up, how are you gonna cool off? Well, why not a long, cold shower at Splash Steam and Sauna? Great idea! That’ll cool you down. But then some hot boy steps out, all dripping wet. Oh, dear. So, what are you going to do? Well, we’ll leave that up to you. See ya!!
This seems to be for an underwear label but who cares about that. He can wear anything he darn well likes. Right? It’s been one hot summer and it doesn’t seem to be cooling off in any hurry. At least not yet. So, why not come on down to Splash Steam and Sauna where you can take a cold shower, before things really heat up, all over again.
Hot out, isn’t it? You bet. Well, Splash Steam and Sauna is fully air conditioned so you can cool off after that steamy encounter in the sauna. What? You have no idea what we’re talking about. Sure, sure. Anyway, come on down, chill and see if things heat up later on.